Comments for The Children's Hour of Knowledge

Comment on Behind the Actors Studio #4: Kris Straub and Buttholes by Zack

Zack — Sun, 27 Jun 2010 22:27:57 +0000

I agree with Leeman. You guys are bringing my faith back.

Comment on Behind the Actors Studio #4: Kris Straub and Buttholes by Erika Moen

Erika Moen — Fri, 28 May 2010 22:04:02 +0000

The whole episode I was doing that thing where you’re trying not to laugh out loud because you’re in your workplace, so instead my whole body was doing that silently-chuckling-rocking motion that makes you look like a spastic.

Thanks, guys.

Comment on Behind the Actors Studio #4: Kris Straub and Buttholes by Leeman

Leeman — Fri, 28 May 2010 21:31:00 +0000

My faith in the internet is slowly being restored.

Also B*tth*les

Comment on Behind the Actors Studio #4: Kris Straub and Buttholes by Henry

Henry — Fri, 28 May 2010 18:34:09 +0000

Honestly, if the podcast just devolved into you guys talking about how you’re no longer doing the podcast I’d be fine with that.

The “some dudes talking about stuff and you may as well be overhearing them in the lunchroom” format works well for you guys.

Comment on Behind the Actors Studio #4: Kris Straub and Buttholes by macsnafu

macsnafu — Fri, 28 May 2010 18:10:29 +0000

Of course, what’s really eerie is that you guys just posted this today. You must think I check this site every day waiting for something new, when in fact, I last checked the site about 2 months or so ago.

Comment on Behind the Actors Studio #4: Kris Straub and Buttholes by macsnafu

macsnafu — Fri, 28 May 2010 17:29:47 +0000

This has got to be one of the most worthless pieces of crap I’ve ever spent 12 minutes listening to (if you don’t count most educational lectures). Congratulations! Kris would be proud…

Comment on Behind the Actors Studio #4: Kris Straub and Buttholes by Susan Carey

Susan Carey — Fri, 28 May 2010 17:03:31 +0000

Stephen’s loving aunt Susan

Comment on Episode 30: Babies Redux by Cadet Number Six

Cadet Number Six — Wed, 19 May 2010 15:02:46 +0000

My hours are not filled with knowledge. I miss you two. I will await season three forever.

Comment on Episode 30: Babies Redux by macsnafu

macsnafu — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 14:52:15 +0000

Still not back? Awwww….. :-(

Comment on Episode 21: Christmas Special by Davey

Davey — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:40:50 +0000

In the interest of strict accuracy, it should also be noted that an AK-47 is way too big for a holster, and that Wenceslas was probably carrying it on a traditional shoulder strap.

Comment on Episode 21: Christmas Special by Davey

Davey — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:38:25 +0000

It’s “or myna,” as in “myna bird, the only thing we could think of that rhymes with ‘vagina.’”

Comment on Episode 21: Christmas Special by Bongo

Bongo — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:33:22 +0000

Neat, thanks Dave!

As for the “???” word… man, even I don’t know what that’s supposed to be, and I SAID it.

Comment on Episode 21: Christmas Special by Dave (aka Nev the Deranged)

Dave (aka Nev the Deranged) — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 17:29:07 +0000

Here are the lyrics as close as I could work them out:

Good King Wenceslas looked out
From his pile of presents.
Where the storm crashed all about,
Frightening all the peasants.
Brightly shone the lightning bolts,
Shattering a boulder;
When the thunder god arrived,
Wielding mighty Mjolnir!

“Wenceslas!” the god declared,
“I have come to smite thee!”
“Hold on to your testicles!”
Cried the good king mightily.
Mjolnir sang out through the air,
Like a bolt from heaven;
Wenceslas unholstered his
AK-47.

(Veteran Ghost of Bob Dylan bonus verse)

Gray goose, cherry, Viet Nam,
Underpants, potato!
Pear, goose, wiener, hologram,
Remote-control tomato!
Zither, butt-crack, lemonade,
Bamboo wheels ???
Salivate, orangutan!
Horrible vagina.

Comment on Episode 30: Babies Redux by Urgnarg

Urgnarg — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 19:11:31 +0000

Wow, sounds like these people love you guys. You better come back.

Comment on Episode 30: Babies Redux by Boone

Boone — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 19:16:40 +0000

All right you bastards, here’s what you do: You market some merchendise, doesn’t matter what, shirts, hats, a Bongo mug, whatever, and you pretend to have it. Whatever, don’t actually make it. That costs money. Just tell people you made it, and then have them buy the “merchendise” on the site. Build up a huge ponzi scheme, make a crap load of money, and then use it to quit the jobs that have aparrently kept you from adding to this site for so long and Bam! We’ll have new episodes. Simple as pie.

Oh, and get divorced or whatever too. that will help to.

Comment on Episode 1: Director’s Cut by almightyk

almightyk — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 08:32:27 +0000

ummm
is there a difference between this ep and ep1 viruses

Comment on Episode 21: Christmas Special by almightyk

almightyk — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 04:50:01 +0000

this show is amazing
could i get the lyrics for that ‘christmas’ song?
ajaxv1@hotmail.com

Comment on Episode 30: Babies Redux by Eli

Eli — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:35:20 +0000

but really, did you guys die or something?

Comment on Episode 30: Babies Redux by macsnafu

macsnafu — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 14:25:59 +0000

They were tree-napped! They’ll be back when the new tree grows up…

Comment on Episode 30: Babies Redux by Eli

Eli — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 05:30:56 +0000

god this is so painful. where are you? at least give us an update. i didn’t know you guys would be going this underground. i miss your insanely humorous podcastings. could you at least know if you are alive?
sincerely,
your rabid fan elijah

Comment on Episode 30: Babies Redux by Eli

Eli — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 23:05:34 +0000

Where are you? did you die? were you kidnapp-er, adultnapped? do i need to rescue you? i shall head out right away. but frist since i expect that you are in fact dead. i shall search the earth until i find you.

Comment on Episode 18: Thanksgiving by Davey

Davey — Fri, 29 May 2009 22:28:33 +0000

Thanks, Delusion! PS Your internet art is completely great.

Comment on Episode 18: Thanksgiving by Delusion

Delusion — Fri, 29 May 2009 21:20:12 +0000

Okay, I’ve been forced to comment. Seriously, I think I was crying for most of that episode because I was laughing so hard. I don’t know what it was, just the chaos of it, and, I think that techno Bongo is just amazing at delivering those zingers. TOFU!!

Comment on Episode 30: Babies Redux by Joe

Joe — Fri, 08 May 2009 17:42:05 +0000

Yeah, when can we get a “release date” for the beginning of the next season? Man.

Comment on Episode 30: Babies Redux by macsnafu

macsnafu — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 13:19:32 +0000

Ah, a new webisode! And a cliffhanger, at that? Or should that be…treehanger?
Hey, wait. I’m not supposed to be the gullible one, here.

Comment on Episode 22: Radiation and Marijuana by Severn

Severn — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 20:28:20 +0000

Nuclear weapons storage site humor!

Very niche.

Comment on Episode 30: Babies Redux by Eli

Eli — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 17:07:03 +0000

no! so does this mean i am going to spend the next few weeks continually checking the site for updates. i need my CHoK!

Comment on Episode 29: Rap Battle by Josh

Josh — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 06:14:53 +0000

This is amazing

Comment on Episode 29: Rap Battle by Boone

Boone — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:07:48 +0000

Have I yet mentioned how amazing the previous four episodes were? And only to be topped by this. *Sigh* You keep me fabulous, CHK.

Comment on Episode 29: Rap Battle by kara

kara — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 21:50:49 +0000

10 points to gryffendor for the gilmore girls reference. that’s nerd for ‘props’.