6 Comments so far

1. Jourdan on January 22, 2009 2:58 pm

   Dude you guys are fucking amazing keep it up

2. almightyk on August 21, 2009 9:50 pm

   this show is amazing
   could i get the lyrics for that ‘christmas’ song?
   ajaxv1@hotmail.com

3. Dave (aka Nev the Deranged) on December 25, 2009 10:29 am

   Here are the lyrics as close as I could work them out:

   Good King Wenceslas looked out
   From his pile of presents.
   Where the storm crashed all about,
   Frightening all the peasants.
   Brightly shone the lightning bolts,
   Shattering a boulder;
   When the thunder god arrived,
   Wielding mighty Mjolnir!

   “Wenceslas!” the god declared,
   “I have come to smite thee!”
   “Hold on to your testicles!”
   Cried the good king mightily.
   Mjolnir sang out through the air,
   Like a bolt from heaven;
   Wenceslas unholstered his
   AK-47.

   (Veteran Ghost of Bob Dylan bonus verse)

   Gray goose, cherry, Viet Nam,
   Underpants, potato!
   Pear, goose, wiener, hologram,
   Remote-control tomato!
   Zither, butt-crack, lemonade,
   Bamboo wheels ???
   Salivate, orangutan!
   Horrible vagina.

4. Bongo on January 5, 2010 10:33 am

   Neat, thanks Dave!

   As for the “???” word… man, even I don’t know what that’s supposed to be, and I SAID it.

5. Davey on January 5, 2010 10:38 am

   It’s “or myna,” as in “myna bird, the only thing we could think of that rhymes with ‘vagina.’”

6. Davey on January 5, 2010 10:40 am

   In the interest of strict accuracy, it should also be noted that an AK-47 is way too big for a holster, and that Wenceslas was probably carrying it on a traditional shoulder strap.