The chestnuts are glowing, the tinsel is bubbling, and embers are drifting gently down outside. Is it really that season again? Take a listen to this quick little ditty and then you… tell us!

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What’s that? You’ve scented something on the breath of the wind? Are the rumors possible?! Tune your ear to the frequency of magic, and cross-reference by the longitude and latitude of the unknown, because the Children’s Hour of Knowledge is… back!

This podcast contains samples from the Free Sound Project by PaperJam, Kulanan, steveygos93, and kjackson. Special thanks to an unknown hero of MIDI composition.

YO I THINK IM A GET ME SUM O THEM NEW GUCCI SCARVES. DETROIT COLD AS A B*TCH IN OCTOBS N I BET ID LOOK FLY IN ONE O DEM. MAYBE SUMTHIN IN FUCHSIA IF IT GOES WIT MY FUR COLOR, KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN PUPPET, LOL

This podcast contains a samples from the Free Sound Project by wildweasel, Filipe Chagas, Therac-25, hello_flowers, audible-25, CGEffex, sapht, ssaada1, and Robinhood76. Special thanks to secret guest star Kara Neary!

What’s this? A NEW EPISODE?!!!!?!!!?! (No.)

Ah, spring… the time for change and renewal! Rebirth! Regular birth! Afterbirth! “Eww,” you say? That’s nothing! Just wait ’til you see what’s coming “down” the “pipe” as we slide headfirst out of the season… finale!

This podcast features a return performance by special guest Erika Moen of DAR: A Super Girly Top Secret Comic Diary! It also includes samples from freesound.org by THE_bizniss, mikaelfernstrom, Erdie, bennychico11 and Rock Savage.